Single Women.

Forgive me. I don’t understand. Since I’ve been on Substack for a few months now, I have received numerous DMs from women. That’s quite a problem, huh? But, it is. Fortunately, none of them have sent me dick pics. So they got that going for them.

They all appear to be single, I guess. None of them mention relationships per se in their bios. In fact, their bios are usually short and nondescript. Their activity is very sparse. Most have not posted anything that they have written or created. They do almost entirely re-stacking. Does that seem weird or suspicious to you?

Looking at the big picture, I have gotten DMs on almost all of the other social media platforms I am on. Twitter, Facebook, Instagram. But, those DMs on those other sites have mostly disappeared since I have not engaged in any correspondence with them. They have all followed the same basic MO. Interesting. Weird or suspicious? Maybe.

So, I am getting the same kind of activity on Substack. I suppose there are guys who would like to have this “problem”. Or there are people who think I’m overreacting, maybe. I don’t know. Probably. Maybe not.

So, there are either an awful lot of lonely people out there who try to hook up on social media because they want to or can’t find socialization anywhere else. Or they’re just being friendly. Or they’re law enforcement, enticing men to engage in whatever. But, I find it confusing and, at least, annoying.

Therefore, PLEASE do not send me any unsolicited DMs if you are a single female looking for correspondence or friendship or whatever. If you comment on my work or we share similar views on comedy, then that might be a little different.

Thank you. Talk amongst yourselves. Drive sober. Fly casual.